why do they even make underwear with tags??? just to tickle ur buttcrack???? what kind of sick joke is this???????????
doctor: i need anaesthetic
YOU KNOW WHATS FUCKING STUPID
WHEN YOUR FAMILY MAKES YOU GO SOMEWHERE WITH THEM AND YOU TELL THEM YOU DONT WANT TO
AND THEN WHEN YOURE ALREADY OUT THEY BLAME YOU FOR BEING ALL ANGRY AND TELL YOU YOU RUIN EVERYTHING
OH WELL MY FUCKING APOLOGIES
My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
"she’s just playing hard to get"
have u ever considered that maybe she just isnt interested ???¿¿¿
me accepting the ice bucket challenge
my dog is named Lucky
and sometimes he escapes from our house, so we have to go get Lucky
and sometimes it’ll be dark out, and we’ll be up all night to get Lucky
have you ever gotten to that certain point in the school year where you just
Ah, yes. The second day.