notlostonanadventure:

bewbin:

if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.

he would be ur fed ex 

I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that

destielfricklefrackle:

have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough

(Source: you-do-you-boo-boo)

420calum:

So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that

thugmufffin:

if u snapchat me expecting me to look cute i have bad news for u

disgustinghuman:

[sighs internally]

[sighs externally]

[sighs eternally]

shutupaubrey:

shopping for clothes is only fun when you’re rich and skinny

dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

nikegf:

me: that’s funny
*sees who reblogged it*
Nevamind

(Source: lilfingermonkey)

kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

humoristics:

a guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

speedbikes:

Me and the TARDIS!!!!! I love Dr. Who!!!!!