w8liftress:

latviia:

michaxl:

do she got

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i just SPIT all over my screen 

shouldnt:

when parents tell you to do something and then while you are doing that theY TELL YOU TO DO SOMETHING ELSE LIKE UM HOW DO YOU DO TWO FUCKING THINGS AT ONCE

creaseintime:

are you ready to get
creaseintime:

SPOOKY
Drake watches Shrek

trashclown420:

He watches up to Fiona’s final transformation.

"I don’t get it, I’m supposed to be beautiful!!" Fiona cries.

"Fiona," Shrek and Drake whisper in unison, "you are beautiful".

Shrek takes his loving wife into his arms, while Drake sits on his couch

alone

wishing love wasn’t only true in fairy tales.

jellyworld:

*enters with a bad powerpoint animation effect* hello

lameborghini:

girls that make hot chocolate with water instead of milk

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transcendencies:

Guys my cousin Brooklyn is missing. He was last seen from the LL Bean store at Old Orchard mall in Skokie Ill. At 1:45 pm. If you’re in the area and know anything or see him please please call the police right away. Message me with any information you know. Please signal boost this so bloggers in the area can keep an eye out for him. Thank you

dialupmodem:

me: ugh having trouble connecting to the wifi using my mac 

every PC user in the room: WELL YOUR FIRST MISTAKE WAS PURCHASING THAT OVERPRICED PIECE OF ALUMINUM YOU PIECE OF TRASH LMAO 

itmusthaveapurpose:

Carmen Carrera- Dress to Kill Magazine Fall 2014