when parents tell you to do something and then while you are doing that theY TELL YOU TO DO SOMETHING ELSE LIKE UM HOW DO YOU DO TWO FUCKING THINGS AT ONCE
He watches up to Fiona’s final transformation.
"I don’t get it, I’m supposed to be beautiful!!" Fiona cries.
"Fiona," Shrek and Drake whisper in unison, "you are beautiful".
Shrek takes his loving wife into his arms, while Drake sits on his couch
wishing love wasn’t only true in fairy tales.
*enters with a bad powerpoint animation effect* hello
girls that make hot chocolate with water instead of milk
me: ugh having trouble connecting to the wifi using my mac
every PC user in the room: WELL YOUR FIRST MISTAKE WAS PURCHASING THAT OVERPRICED PIECE OF ALUMINUM YOU PIECE OF TRASH LMAO