patheticbae:

*wakes up from coma* 

teacher: here’s 300 assignments you missed and the homework from the past 3 months and all the 100 tests you didn’t do 

REBLOG IF U HELLA STRESSED

(Source: thevirginharry)

divascreech:

omg
fun drinking game

joshpeck:

step 1: go to an amusement park and take a shot every time you see a 12 year old white boy wearing a snapback

step 2: die from alcohol poisoning

returnofthejudai:

  • Tokenism - See every post reblogging the Neturei Karta as the “real” Jews
  • Oppression Olympics/Derailing - “Who cares about those Jews who were shot up in the museum in Belgium when the Palestinians are being oppressed so badly in Gaza?”
  • Identity Policing - “Jews aren’t an ethnic group,…

no-good-nik:

  • do not ever ever compare jews or a jewish person to vermin. i don’t care what the context is. it is an incredibly historically loaded thing
  • do not under any circumstances alter our magen david or call it something dirty or awful. it is a symbol of all jews, and if you call it something like…

by following my blog u are buying urself a ticket for the fun train

ah-shiyt:

dan-will-make-you-howell:

splantamello:

hotaimee:

thiscorpsofbrothers:

splantamello:

hydrogyne:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

  1. sugar
  2. honey
  3. flour
  4. egg
  5. salt

6. 1 tbs of butter

7. stir thoroughly

8. pour into baking pan

9. we forgot to preheat the oven to 375

why would we have to preheat her if she’s already hot

you smooth fucker

(Source: lammergeist)

sappling:

how ugly and bitter do you have to be to hate the kardashians? who hurt you? not kim

earthiling:

Bandaids for your spooky aesthetics

spookyphernelia:

if you are ASEXUAL, you do not experience SEXUAL ATTRACTION.

if you are AROMANTIC, you do not experience ROMANTIC ATTRACTION.

if you are AROMATIC, you have a PLEASANT AND DISTINCTIVE SMELL.

skyecandi:

ceasepool:

Well mom maybe if I had a maid outfit I’d get motivated to clean my room

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still not motivated enough.

officialmattimo:

I now bond you two in holy macaroni