holynipples:

my friend is babysitting my hamster

thethrillofit:

im a BIT of a history nerd *puts a hand on my hip, puts on my glasses, cracks open an encyclopedia* did you know obama is the president 

yungbasedblogger:

apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”

yungbasedblogger:

apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”

horoscope: aries enjoy breathing air and good food
girl: yaaaaassss bitch thats me as hell

feuilys:

i wonder why when women write teen novels they’re categorized as chicklit yet when jgreen writes teen novels hes a nyt best selling author and praised as understanding the tru nature of teens nvm i know why

honeybesweet:

i have two moods fuck you and whats for dinner

(Source: unexceptional)

poprocksforbreakfast:

officialfrenchtoast:

"hey don’t you have a crush on…"

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that gif is perfectly looped wtf

Parents of little girls: when a boy is mean to you, it means he likes you!
Ten years later: she keeps dating abusive men. We don't know what's wrong with her.