*wakes up from coma*
teacher: here’s 300 assignments you missed and the homework from the past 3 months and all the 100 tests you didn’t do
step 1: go to an amusement park and take a shot every time you see a 12 year old white boy wearing a snapback
step 2: die from alcohol poisoning
- Tokenism - See every post reblogging the Neturei Karta as the “real” Jews
- Oppression Olympics/Derailing - “Who cares about those Jews who were shot up in the museum in Belgium when the Palestinians are being oppressed so badly in Gaza?”
- Identity Policing - “Jews aren’t an ethnic group,…
- do not ever ever compare jews or a jewish person to vermin. i don’t care what the context is. it is an incredibly historically loaded thing
- do not under any circumstances alter our magen david or call it something dirty or awful. it is a symbol of all jews, and if you call it something like…
cute things to call your girlfriend:
6. 1 tbs of butter
7. stir thoroughly
8. pour into baking pan
9. we forgot to preheat the oven to 375
why would we have to preheat her if she’s already hot
you smooth fucker
how ugly and bitter do you have to be to hate the kardashians? who hurt you? not kim
if you are ASEXUAL, you do not experience SEXUAL ATTRACTION.
if you are AROMANTIC, you do not experience ROMANTIC ATTRACTION.
if you are AROMATIC, you have a PLEASANT AND DISTINCTIVE SMELL.
Well mom maybe if I had a maid outfit I’d get motivated to clean my room
still not motivated enough.